Somebody had to issue the memo. New York State legally requires that landlords provide heat between October 1st and May 31st. Ladies need to follow a similar guideline with their wardrobe choices. Put away the sexy summer clothes as of October 1st.
This past weekend I saw ladies in cutoff shorts, midriffs, tank tops and sheer blouses. The crime was that they were wearing these items WITH shawls, scarves, Uggs and other fall/winter accessories.
Summer is over let it go. Hanging on to Summer like a desperate ex-girlfriend is not sexy. You look stupid.
The message you are sending is that I have a genetic disease that creates hot zones on my body that must remain naked when the rest of me is cold.
Memo:
Summer is over. Wear weather appropriate clothing. Truly sexy ladies look HOT in anything.
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| Her bum is her hot zone and therefore left uncovered. That skirt, paired with the Uggs calls for the death penalty. |
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| Her shins and shoulders are her hot zones. |
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| Britney apparently has only one hot zone. She hasn't had a hot album in a while, so I will give her a pass. |
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